I’m Back! (Again.) This time with some Key & Peele.

Well, here I am again after a two year absence. This time, I am posting something that I and my circle of friends have been laughing at recently and that I haven’t found well done on the Internet — Key & Peele’s East/West Collegiate Bowl names and schools. Key & Peele are hilarious. If you haven’t been watching them, start immediately. Without further ado, here they are.

Annual East/West Collegiate Bowl

And now for the names and schools.


D’Marcus Williums / University of Gerogia
T.J. Juckson / Wayne State University
T’Variusness King / Merrimack College
Tyroil Smoochie-Wallace / University of Miami
D’Squarius Green, Jr. / University of Notre Dame
Ibrahim Moizoos / University of Tennessee at Chattanooga
Jackmerius Tacktheritrix / Michigan State University
D’Isiah T. Billings-Clyde / Coastal Carolina University
D’Jasper Probincrux III / South Carolina State University
Leoz Maxwell Jilliumz / East Carolina University
Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar / University of Middle Tennessee
Davoin Shower-Handel / University of Southern Mississippi
Hingle McCringleberry / Penn State University
L’Carpetron Dookmarriot / Florida Atlantic University
J’Dinkalage Morgoone / University of South Florida
Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon / California University of Pennsylvania


Saggitariutt Jefferspin / Texas A&M
D’Glester Hardunkichud / University of Wisconsin
Swirvithan L’Goodling-Splatt / Saskatchewan University
Quatro Quatro / San Jose State University
Ozamataz Buckshank / Stanford University
Beezer Twelve Washingbeard / Jones College
Shakiraquan T.G.I.F. Carter / University of Northern Arizona
X-Wing @Aliciousness / Missouri Western State University
Sequester Grundelplith M.D. / Adams State
Scoish Velociraptor Maloish / South Dakota State University
T.J. A.J. R.J. Backslashinfourth V / Albion College
Eeeee Eeeeeeeee / San Diego State University
Donkey Teeth / Boise State University
Torque (Construction Noise) Lewith / Nevada State Penitentiary
The Player Formerly Known as Mousecop / University of Missouri / Columbia
Dan Smith / BYU

Annual East/West Collegiate Bowl 2

And now for the names and schools.


Coznesster Smiff / Rutgers University
Elipses Corter / University of Alabama
Nyquillus Dillwad / LSU
Bismo Funyuns / Florida State University
Decatholac Mango / Georgia Tech University
Mergatroid Skittle / University of Louisville
Quiznatodd Bidness / University of Tennessee
D’Pez Poopsie / Ole Miss
Quackadilly Blip / Auburn University
Goolius Boozler / The U
Bisquiteen Trisket / University of Michigan
Fartrell Cluggins / University of Arkansas
Blyrone Blashinton / Syracuse
Cartoons Plural / Virginia Tech
Jammie Jammie-Jammie / The Ohio State University
Fudge / (No school given)


Equine Ducklings / Indiana University-Purdue University Indianapolis
Dahistorius Lamystorius / Utah State University
Ewokoniad Sigourneth Juniorstein / Oklahoma State University
Eqqsquizitine Buble-Schwinslow / University of Nebraska
Huka’lakanaka Hakanakaheekalucka’hukahakafaka / University of Hawaii
King Prince Chambermaid / Baylor University
Ladennifer Jadaniston / University of Colorado
Ladadadaladadadadada Dala-Dadaladaladalada / University of Arizona
Harvard University / DeVry University
Morse Code / Army Navy Surplus Store
Wingdings / Online Classes
Firstname Lastname / College University
God / Home schooled
Squeeeeeeeeeeps / Santa Monica College
Benedict Cumberbatch / Oxford University
A.A. Ron Balakay / Morehouse College

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